So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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