Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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