The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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