Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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