The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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