so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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