I didn't shave. On purpose
okay pat passed out under dana's car
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
