"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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