I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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