Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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