1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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