I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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