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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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