i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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