hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
the condom got lost in my hair
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
it's great music for shaving your balls
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
