The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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