For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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