It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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