I'm drive I can fine osifer
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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