It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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