hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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