it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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