talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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