well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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