There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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