quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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