Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the condom got lost in my hair
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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