I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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