Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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