I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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