called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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