Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Everything about him screamed your future.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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