people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
the room spins SO much faster in panama
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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