So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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