8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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