watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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