Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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