it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
