Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i just google imaged poop.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Do vagina's smell?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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