i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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