woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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