Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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