He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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