I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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