Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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