Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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