I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
