No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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