if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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