I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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