that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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