We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize
