My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The power of my boobs compel you
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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